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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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