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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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