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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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