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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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