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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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