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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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