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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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