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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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