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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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