Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.