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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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