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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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