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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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