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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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