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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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