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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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