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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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