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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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