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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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