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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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