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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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