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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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