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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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