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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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