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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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