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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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