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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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