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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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