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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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