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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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