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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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