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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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