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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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