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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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