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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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