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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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