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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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