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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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