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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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