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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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