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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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