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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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