Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.