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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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