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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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