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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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