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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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