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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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