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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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