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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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