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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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