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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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