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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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