Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.