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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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