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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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