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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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