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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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