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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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