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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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