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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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