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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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