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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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