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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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