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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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