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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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