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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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