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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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