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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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