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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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