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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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