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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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