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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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