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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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