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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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