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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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