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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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