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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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