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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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